A young man in a business suit is ahead of me in the morning lineup at a busy coffee shop, ordering a latte. "I want a single shot of espresso, and then another shot, and then do that milk thing," he says.
"Oh - you want a double," says the woman behind the counter.
"Noooo," he says, "That's different. I want it to have two single shots, and then you can do that milk thing."
The woman, who must have been struggling not to roll her eyes, says, "Of course."
Later, while we were waiting for our orders, I notice she had circled the "double" box on the paper cup anyway.