John Gushue . . . Dot Dot Dot

Number one in its demo

"You want to cancel the only show on your network to star a 42-year-old woman, a show that is No. 1 in its time slot among men 18 to 49 ... months left in prison."
- Liz Lemon, as played by TIna Fey, in Thursday's 100th episode of 30 Rock

Pilots

"Do you know what the business model is in the entertainment industry? Make 10 shows and hope that one of them works. We produce more failed pilots than the French air force."
- Jack Donaghy, as played by Alec Baldwin, in last week's episode of 30 Rock

Licking envelopes, with Kenneth

"Licking an envelope is a sin, unless you're married to it. So I had to marry each envelope, and then divorce it."
- Kenneth, on 30 Rock last week

Kenneth talks to the animals, so to speak

"I can talk to animals. Well, not talk to 'em. I can take commands from them."

This line, from Jack McBrayer's Kenneth, aired on last month's 30 Rock episode Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning, which I got around to watching tonight. Many of Kenneth's lines are throwaway bits or comic beats, but McBrayer makes them sail.