John Gushue . . . Dot Dot Dot

Ron Swanson doesn't do salad

From last week's episode, Ann's Decision, which featured the subplot of Ron Swanson & co. testing meal options for the upcoming Leslie-Ben wedding. Yet another great run of Swanson food jokes. 

Red carpet insoles

One of many memorable lines from Tom Haverford, played on Parks and Recreation by Aziz Ansari: 

"How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what’s this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I’m walking on red carpet."

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have

It was a happy day yesterday, as this T-shirt arrived in the mail. Actually, three of them - one for me, one for Nick, and one for my friend Mike, a fellow Parks and Recreation fan and an admirer of Ron Swanson's meat-loving ways. (It was a shirt of the day from TeeFury.) 

If you're not familiar with the phrase (one of many, many that are moving around the pop culture vernacular), have a look below ... with particular attention to Nick Offerman's stellar line reading. 

Ron Swanson takes everyone down a peg

As seen here.

 

Swan Ronson

Why did I not think of this first? As seen here. 

The Tom Haverford key ring

Treat Yo Self, the catchphrase that's become a bit of a long burn. 

As seen here.