Storytelling has changed through the ages; I got such a kick out of this, which imagines how the Star Wars saga would have been told in the age of medieval tapestries. If you look at the last panel in the photo above, you can see the end of episode III, a vertical line marking a 19-year interval and then Darth Vader boarding Princess Leia's ship. (The tapestry really picks up momentum then.)
This is (evidently) some unearthed outtakes from the production of Star Wars in 1976; not the funniest, but it is amusing nonetheless, if only because the scenes are all so familiar. There is no sound in the opening sequence.
Star Wars fans know that what ended up in the 1977 movie wasn't quite where George Lucas started when he was banging out ideas. The Skywalker family was originally Starkiller, and the title itself had a "the" stuck at the beginning. Lucas fleshed out the ideas quite a bit before he had a shooting script and a budget from Fox, but decades later, his 1974 rough draft has inspired something interesting: a series of comic books that will start publishing next month.
In last season's Parks and Recreation, comedian Patton Oswalt played a hilarious running joke of a Star Wars-obsessed fanboy who stages a filibuster during a community meeting. The show thought enough of Oswalt's improvised ramble on the forthcoming Star Wars sequel that it posted the lot together as a web-only video (see below), and a few days ago, this animated version showed up on the interwebs. It's so funny.
Here's a look at the original source material, courtesy of Parks and Recreation:
As it turns out, this isn't even the first attempt at animating Oswalt's filibuster. Here's one posted this spring:
An unexpected mashup of interests for today's TeeFury shirt. It's called Bounty Hunter S. Thompson, combining Boba Fett with Ralph Steadman's iconic drawing style for the ultimate gonzo journalist's work.
Yes, I'm buying it. It's available for the rest of the day (and early tomorrow, for a little extra).
This is pretty sweet: a little boy celebrating his Star Wars-themed birthday party finds Darth Vader, and then challenges and (of course!) vanquishes him ... and then finds out Vader is his dad, a U.S. Navy sailor on a surprise visit home.
Not quite the "Luke, I am your father" scene, but adorable.
[Surf’s Up, as published in the St. John's Telegram on Thursday, February 16, 2012.]
We’re going to hop, skip and jump around the digital neighbourhood, with stops for wine lovers, music buffs and aspiring Star Wars villains.
Let’s not waste a second.
Darth Maul Me The re-release of the Phantom Menace didn’t exactly stir my excitement, but I have to admit I had a laugh with this free app available from the official Star Wars site. Take a new picture or one from your library, make some taps and tweaks, and voila: you have the red, tattoeed and horned face of a Sith master. (Or Sith apprentice, to be precise.) It’s even more fun with kids.
Natalie MacLean: Wine Picks and Pairings Based in Canada, MacLean has earned a global reputation as a wine writer, and now has an app to complement a growing list of publications. Her newest book is Unquenchable, which focuses on bargains in the wine store; MacLean will be in St. John’s soon to promote it. The app is free, although you can pay for full access to reviews. A great feature: a barcode scanner that you can use while browsing at the NLC. MacLean also offers exhaustive suggestions for finding a good wine to match your food, and vice versa.
One Brilliant Bottle A couple of years ago, St. John’s novelist Kevin Major undertook an ambitious blogging project: picking one wine each week, and producing a small essay about it. Each was illustrated with rich photographs. The idea was to do 52 wines (Major specializes in organic and biodynamic selections) in as many weeks. Encouraged by the response, Major kept it going for another year. Now that 2012 is underway, Major has happily decided to keep updating the site, and few would be upset that the new entries come at a more leisurely pace. It’s one of my weekend reading pleasures.
Coffee Music Here’s a blog in a similar vein. Creator Josh Hooten intends to take a photograph every day this year of a coffee as he enjoys it, with a note about the music he’s listening to at the time. These happen to be two of my most favourite subjects, so I am a little biased. A daily pace is a bit of a grind and Hooten has been struggling to keep pace, although I intend to keep checking … in part for some random musical inspiration as I enjoy my own coffee break.
Valentine Abbey Valentine’s Day may have come and gone, but Downtown Abbey fans will relish these amusing virtual cards, any day of the year.
40 Noises that Built Pop From Word, the excellent British music magazine, here is a tribute to specific noises that made rock music what it is, from the sweeping glissando on a piano (think of the opening sound of Abba’s Dancing Queen) to the power chord (thank you, Kinks) to the fretless bass (a little jazz making its way into the rock world). The best part? You can play an audio sample to hear precisely what each entry is describing.
Donna Ramsay Photography Ramsay was among the recent winners of the Newfoundland and Labrador Bloggers’ Choice awards, in the photo category. Her blog showcases her work, particularly in portraits, and largely in black and white. The drawback? It’d be nice to see more frequent updates.
Scale of the universe Play a little big bang theory from the comfort of your own home, with a slider that shows you things that are small (an earthworm) or incredibly small (the nucleus of an atom, which is many times larger again than other options) and things that are large and then incredibly … well, you get the picture. Consider it bit of mind-blowing activity to put everything else in perspective.
John Gushue is an editor with CBC News in St. John’s. Twitter: @johngushue.
I didn't much care for Star Wars Episode 1 when it came out the first time, and yet I found myself trekking out to the theatres today (during a nasty rainstorm, no less) to see it. Why? Well, Nick was keen; he's seen the film, but the chance to see it on the big screen, and in 3D no less, was pretty appetizing.
It's still definitely my least favourite of the Star Wars films. The dialogue (never George Lucas's strong suit) is wooden to the point of being hilarious, and the casting errors are glaring. Even the crawl at the beginning causes groans, with words like "taxation" and "trade" and "Congress" featured prominently. (Really? Taxation? Ooooh. Gripping.) I still find Jar Jar Binks and the trade federation characters uncomfortable with how accents and racial characteristics are used.
It was fun, though, to see the light-sabre battles again, and I remember being amazed at the time with how digital effects had progressed. They're less spectacular now, but the set pieces are pretty exciting.
But I did notice one element this time that had escaped me before. In the credit roll, you'll see that Jabba the Hutt is played by ... Himself. Nice.
Dot Dot Dot is Morse code for the letter 'S,' the full message Guglielmo Marconi claimed to have received atop Signal Hill in St. John's in 1901. It ushered in the age of telecommunications. My maternal grandfather worked as a telegraph operator for Canadian Marconi on Signal Hill for many years.
As well, I have a habit of overusing the ellipsis when I write ... as frequent readers might notice.