John Gushue . . . Dot Dot Dot

Legolas gets friendzoned

Not just Legolas, but Lego-built Legolas. My son Nick drew my attention to this parody of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. 

And ... to this related video, which imagines that orcs can have their hearts broken, too. 

Dr. Seuss, as rewritten for hobbitses

I Wish That I Had Duck Feet, a book I remember having when I was little, is the source for a Lord of the Rings-inspired parody on TeeFury today.

If the Hobbit Party had half a chance

... and who would be the running mate?