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Michael Caine, my cocaine: it all depends on how you pronounce it

A while back, I came across a good one-liner: "If you say 'my cocaine' aloud, you're also saying 'Michael Caine' in his voice." 

If you can do a decent impersonation of anyone, surely you can do a Michael Caine too. (Here's a recent post about Steve Coogan, which included a mention about his epic competition of Caine impersonations with Rob Brydon on The Trip.) 

It turns out that one of the people who can do a very good classic Caine impression is ... Michael Caine himself. 

Paddling underneath

"Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath."
- Michael Caine